99.9% of girls open their mouths when they do their eye makeup.
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
mother: DA DA DA DA DADADA DA CIRCUS DADA DA DA DADADA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO